For those of you reading this in the U.S., and are following the show “Masterchef” you are probably familiar with the bespectacled, irritating, wannabe Rockabilly/Goth type chick named Monti. She is the most annoying person on that show by a country mile. In fact, she is so putrid, that if I get an inkling that Gordon, Joe, and Graham are about to rip her dish to shreds, I sit in silent anticipation with my finger poised over the back button so I can use my DVR to rewind it and view her humiliation again and again.
If you would like further evidence of just how annoying Monti is on Masterchef, the coup de grace for me was when she revealed that her son (about whom she never shuts up) is named Danger. Yes. . .that’s right. . .this selfish, grandstanding asshole named her son “Danger” thereby undercutting any chance he’ll have to be taken seriously in his life because he is saddled with a manifestation of his mother’s arrested adolescence in the form of his ridiculous name. Then again, Monti on Masterchef is a 30 something who looks 40 something and uses “dude” and “awesome” way too much as a smokescreen for the fact that she is clinging to her last bastion of youth which is dwindling with each passing day, making how pathetic she is more and more significant.
Gordon, Graham, and Joe, PLEEEEEAAASSSEEE DON’T LET MONTI WIN!!!! I BESEECH ALL OF YOU!!! PLEASE VOTE HER OFF!!!!!!!!!
*ahem* Thank you.